Nonesuch #103

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jonathan!

1. Jonathan can jump up to sixteen times his own height.
2. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Jonathan.
3. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Jonathan.
4. Without its lining of Jonathan, your stomach would digest itself!
5. All swans in England belong to Jonathan!
6. Birds do not sleep in Jonathan, though they may rest in him from time to time.
7. Baby swans are called Jonathan.
8. Donald Duck's middle name is Jonathan.
9. Jonathan was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
10. The porpoise is second to Jonathan as the most intelligent animal on the planet.

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