Nonesuch #81

I had a fight with the mustard today. It was a close one, but the mustard got in the biggest blows. One hit to my beard, another to my shirt and the last one to my pants. I was able to wipe off the mustard from my beard and my shirt but the area on my pants is quite large and despite my best efforts of napkins, water and scrubbing it is still there. And let me say, it is strategically placed and large enough to get many stares and probably a few comments. Luckily I work in the basement so not a lot of folks will see. I may go home and change...but dont really see the point.